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A Stitch in the Yarn
Heist Report // Light a candle and pour one out for my workaholism.
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Michael Schofield
Bonus // ⛏️ Breaking Ground on S201
Listen now (1 min) | Steal a glance at the season opener.
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Michael Schofield
1:08
Symphony's symphony
The music that makes our actual play come alive.
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Michael Schofield
Bonus // Canary • An Original Theme
Listen now | An original theme produced for "The Thief."
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Michael Schofield
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We are scripted and casting 🎈
The Thief is now casting its second season.
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Michael Schofield
The River • Song
Listen now | "The River" is a song written just as background noise for season two of "The Thief," a fully-cast Dungeons & Dragons actual play. It's…
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Michael Schofield
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Morin's Bay, a Shanty
Season two of "The Thief" is now out for casting, where I'll make more like "Morin's Bay" - shanties and the like that aren't the core narrative, but…
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Michael Schofield
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The path to 1,000 downloads per episode
Follow my thinking as I try to reach 1,000 listeners by year's end.
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Michael Schofield
New cover art, a spruced-up feed, and a website
When folks find the show on Spotify, that list of episodes is their first impression.
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Michael Schofield
Life after the season
Heist Report #2
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Michael Schofield
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